TOYOTA : The One You Only Trust Always

HYUNDAI : Hope You Understand Nothing’s Drivable And Inexpensive

OPEL : Old People Enjoying Life

FIAT : Failure in Italian Automotive Technology

PORSCHE: Proof Of Rich Spoiled Children Having Everything

KIA : Killed In Accidents

FORD : Fix Or Repair Daily

HONDA : Hanged Over Now Driving Away

BMW : Brings Me Women

VOLVO : Very Old Looking Vehicular Object

GOLF : Girls Only Love Fun – Volkswagen

AUDI : Another Ugly Deutsche Invention

SAAB : Svenska Aeroplan Aktie Bolaget – Swedish Aeroplan Stock Company

PONTIAC : Poor Old Nigger Thinks It`s Cadillac

BUICK : Big Ugly Indestuctible Car Killer

DODGE : Dead Old Dog Going East

SUBARU : Screwed Up Beyond All Repair Usually

LOTUS : Lots Of Trouble Usually Serious

GM (General Motors) : Greatest Mistake